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I thought today was a pretty good day....

I thought today was a pretty good day. And then I saw this and realized that every day of my life has been total bullshit.



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Dads are great.... Or something like that.

Enter The Dragon

Bad Dragon is a company that designs and manufactures fantasy adult toys in the most literal sense imaginable: giant sea monster cocks, scaly dragon-vagina Fleshlights, and neon orca penises that ejaculate mock cum, to name a few. This might seem strange to some people, but many of us have dreamed of having sex with things that don’t exist in reality. Who hasn’t fantasized about giving head to Trent from Daria or jerked off to Jessica Rabbit? By comparison, simulated dragon sex isn’t such a huge leap.

A guy known as Varka founded Bad Dragon in 2007 when he began crafting dragon dildos in his college dorm room in Scotland. Today, the operation sells hundreds of toys a month to customers around the world, making it possible to ream and be reamed by dragons, aliens, horses, snakes, aquatic anthropomorphic creatures with tentacles, and so on. Each toy is displayed on Bad Dragon’s website (bad-dragon.com) next to an extremely detailed illustration of the creature it was modeled after and a lengthy description of the creature’s supposed qualities and interests. Some of my favorites include Razor the Doberman—a bisexual and bipedal dog who’s the captain of his school’s soccer and basketball teams and moonlights as a stripper—and David the Werewolf, who wears a jean jacket and is endowed with some very serious testicles.

Read the rest at Vice Magazine: ENTER THE DRAGON - The Intriguing Genitalia of Fantasy Creatures and the People Who Love Them - Vice Magazine


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Xar The Karabos

of course..

Little Darlings

I'm glad to see that local businesses are taking advantage of foursquare.

Fuck the police!

I've been watching the wrong news..

Um.. Thanks. I'll Keep That In Mind.